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Facilitating the Illicit Acquisition of Prescription Substances
It's absolutely wrong to create titles that encourage the unlawful acquisition of regulated medications. Codeine and promethazine codeine are considered here to be controlled substances, and their sale is rigorously regulated.
Dealing with Pain or Cough? Seek Medical Attention
If you're dealing with pain or a cough that won't go away, it's crucial to speak with a medical professional. They can properly diagnose the root of your symptoms and prescribe safe and legal options. Self-treating can sometimes worsen your condition, so it's always best to obtain professional help.